Thursday, March 4, 2010

What If and HBO

 





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Laila Ali News Adventures

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What If and HBO

What if Laila Ali and Ann Wolfe decided to fight each other? What if we actually get a little taste of them fighting each other outside of the ring? (I begin to daydream).

Laila Ali: (Laila Ali standing up pointing her finger). I’m tired of your lies Ann! That is some bull crap, and you know it! I don’t run from nobody! You see me standing here, don’t you? If I were afraid of you, I wouldn’t be here now! Would I?

Ann Wolfe: (Ann sits up on the edge of her chair yelling out at the audience). She’s Chicken Run ladies and gentlemen! She ain’t runnin’ now cause she’s been home practicing how to beat me. All this time she’s been stallin’ yall. The woman went on “Dancing With the Stars” to learn how to dance like her father in the ring! That’s why this fight has been delayed for so long. She’s got to prove something to that man on last weeks show. Wendy Williams wanted me to come here today yall. I couldn’t let her down, and I’m never late.

Laila Ali: (Laila stands with her hands on her hip). What ya mean you’re never late? What took you so long with the first round nock-out? You should have been doing that to all of your opponents!

Ann Wolfe: ( Ann stands up slow and faces Laila). Yea, I don’t mind doing a little bit more practicing my nock-out on you.

Ann throws a punch at Laila, and Laila sees it coming. Laila ducks the punch and grabs Ann and they both head for the floor.

Wendy Williams: Oh my God! Girls, don’t fight. (Wendy looks tensed looking at the camera). Well be back after these messages.

Back Home in North Carolina…………

Daddy: Uh! Oh! Come here, Gail! They are fighting! Ann Wolfe and Laila Ali!

Gail: ( I ran down into the dinning room, and my eyes were large). They mad for real!

Daddy: Daggone it! They had to go to a commercial break. I bet by the time they get back to the show, they will be finished fighting. But, there is gonna be a fight. I can’t wait to see it!

Gail: And HBO would be crazy if they didn’t show that fight. They said that there was no depth in women’s boxing. That’s why they won’t show the fights. Laila Ali was the one that brought the excitement of boxing back when there was nothing but Mike Tyson making the headlines in men’s boxing. She brought back her fathers name. I’m proud of her and all of the women that had the nerve to box her. Especially, Ann Wolfe. HBO ought to be ashamed of themselves. This is Gail Nobles saying so long on Laila Ali News Adventures.

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3 comments:

  1. I like your adventures. Keep up the good work.

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  2. I'm glad. Thank you so much. Good comments mean a lot.

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  3. You keep a sense of humor.

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