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Can You Imagine Boxing Laila Ali?

Gail Nobles

August 17, 2009

Gail: Hi I’m Gail Nobles. This is Laila Ali News Adventure Talk Radio. I have a question. Can you imagine boxing Laila Ali? I can’t. My mother taught me how to fight, but she didn’t raise no fool either. I will tell you one thing. I can imagine me being in serious condition in a boxing match with Laila. Stepping in the ring to meet her face to face would hurt. I can see her looking down at me with frowns in her forehead standing tall. I probably wouldn’t know whether to look up at the ceiling to laugh or look down at my shoes to cry. If her mean looks could kill, I would be dead before the fight would start.

If I had to fight Laila Ali, I would fall to sleep. No, I don’t mean the kind of sleep to just lie down and sleep with a pillow. I mean I would be knocked out cold by the punch of She Bee Stinging Ali. Laila would probably stand over me and say, “Get up, girl! You ain’t hurt.”

I would probably look around not knowing what happened so fast if she would just hit me enough to fall. I would probably think to myself, “No, I’m not really hurt, but my feelings are hurt.” I would crawl to the ropes and roll out of the ring. Laila would probably stand with her hands on her hip hot as a 45 (pistol) after traveling way down south to fight me. I mean bam! Nothing happens. The fight would be over. I wouldn’t wait for a referee. I would jog down the aisle to my room saying, “Run, Young Girl, Run!”

I’m Gail Nobles and this has been Laila Ali News Adventures.

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